Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 07, 2020

We don’t change in my state and I’m grateful. It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature!

I pray we never get the dreaded KonaVirus.

Substitute toilet paper for coffee and this is what stupid abnormal thinking people are guilty of in Australia. If you think quarantine is likely then wouldn’t stockpiling food be more important?

“If you think quarantine is likely then wouldn’t stockpiling food be more important?”

No, no! Everybody knows that the less you have to eat, the more toilet paper you’ll need. /S

Oh, come on, people! It’s only a 1 hour difference! Haven’t you ever stayed up late on a weekend?

Oh sure, like I’d ever let my coffee supplies get low anyway. There’s plenty in the house. But I’d forgotten that practical joke where they’re going to take an hour away from me tonight.

It’s daylight saving, not savings, time.

LOL! Or you can just go to bed an hour early!

I think they should change it ahead and then leave it there permanently. Who agrees?

Why not CORONAVIRUS/COVID-19 PREP?

I really don’t get this. Why all the fuss?

Today I reached the final all-decaf stage of a three week caffeine reduction plan. I’m wondering if I thought this through enough.

I agree!

Looks like Costco panic buying….

Nutty..it’s not worth a hill of beans.

’Second Ma-Bell job (c. ’70) was Trunk Traffic Engineering … forecasting was one thing, but adding network circuits was a pain to schedule with Indiana and Arizona. Our forecasting computer was called a slide-rule. Hawaii? The AT&T Long Lines department took care of them. When will DST eliminate the National Debt?

I set an alarm for 0155 and wait for 0200 to change the clocks.

Make it stop! Just set the clocks ahead 1 hour and leave them there.

Maybe they need coffee infused hand sanitizer….

I laughed so hard at the drawing today!

Starbucks calls it Black Saturday.