Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 10, 2020

Not a battle that ever gets fought here.

Most of mine haven’t.

What is it with fruitcake?? My Mom & my Grandmother made the greatest, tastiest, moistest dark fruitcake. No one ever complained about it. Have you guys only ever had factory-made?

I like comedian Jim Gaffigan’s description of fruitcake. Fruit (good), Cake (better), Fruitcake (nasty crap!).

What the heck is the wisdom tooth doing front and center?

“Remember, we each need 3 servings of fruit a day”

Chews your battles carefully.

Any kind of fruit cake I can’t get enough.

Oy!

Its not the teeth not suffer from fruitcake, its the stomach !

I can’t stand fruitcake. I don’t even like it when my food touches each other on my plate.

It is rumored that there is one fruitcake that gets regifted year after year.

I’m rooting for the cuspid!

Fruitcake is a waste of good rum (and there’s no such thing as “good” rum.)

I still have a Fruit Cake from my Mom, sent 15 or 20 years ago!!!

You’d have to be a fruitcake to want to take him on.

I believe he’s telling the tooth.

Are we talking tooth decay? Remember: Root canals are just zombie teeth.

Proper amount of rum and its as great fruitcake!

Those of us who love fruitcake quietly enjoy it. Haters loudly complain.

i love fruitcake…the trick is, it should be served warm with a little butter