Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 17, 2021

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    You need more food like you need a hole in the head. It’s like you have a hole in your stomach.

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    FreihEitner Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I see 9 there but I though that 7 ate 9.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    They don’t assume you’ve already eaten… They assume you already eight.

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    comicalUser  almost 4 years ago

    0 is quite portly as well!

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    1, 3, 4, and 7 aren’t being served either – they’re serving. (Did 8 forget it was his night to serve?)

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Because they want you to reduce your eight?

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    serenasakitty  almost 4 years ago

    I see what you all did here.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 4 years ago

    You 8 something?

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    Johnnie Polo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Pretty sure #6 is a Kardashian!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    I thought you eight! How about a card game….

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    Stocky One  almost 4 years ago
    They shouldn’t have served 0, either. Logically, he’d have nothing!
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    Vilyehm  almost 4 years ago

    Easy as 3.14159

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    They are all taking food with their hands from common trays… I hope they have clean digits.

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    RobinHood  almost 4 years ago

    Figure eight as double four

    Figure four as half of eight

    If you skate, you would be great

    If you could make a figure eight

    That’s a circle that turns ’round upon itself

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I could eight.

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    6th Billiard Ball Student  almost 4 years ago

    Section 8: a military mystery. Actually, in the Bengali communication system, what appears to be an 8 = four and typically a Russian 3 = English Z.

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    cactusbob333  almost 4 years ago

    6 and 9 ate each other.

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    hoffquotes2  almost 4 years ago

    And if you stood next to “L” you would always be late

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    tell people you are a zero with a tight belt. And watch out for the 6 offender.

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    jarbain  almost 4 years ago

    I thought 6 was afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 …

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Because you eight too much.

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    stamps  almost 4 years ago

    3-6-9, the goose drank wine.

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    swanridge  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t lie down, or everyone will think that you’re endless.

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    El Cobbo Grande  almost 4 years ago

    Four Pete’s sake, two much….

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Poor 8. Anyone can see his belly’s empty!

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    bobpeters61  almost 4 years ago

    I C U 8 1 2

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    PuppyPapa  almost 4 years ago

    Oh, well played indeed . . .

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    gmu328  almost 4 years ago

    but why were the other numbers afraid of 7! cause 7 – 8 – 9

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