Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 12, 2021

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    Vilyehm  almost 4 years ago

    So if she were a dog, this would be a chocolate joke?

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    So, don’t eat ’em.

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    wldhrsy2luv  almost 4 years ago

    Some guys just can’t win!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Maybe they’re all actually trying to kill you.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Lillies + cats = dead cats.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 4 years ago

    Maybe he just wants to inHAIRit something

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    whahoppened  almost 4 years ago

    Come to think of it, so was that last mouse you gave me! And rather ripe!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Stick with catnip.

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    Purple People Eater  almost 4 years ago

    You wouldn’t believe how many houseplants are poisonous or toxic.

    https://www.bhg.com/gardening/houseplants/projects/poisonous-houseplants/

    Besides the ones on that list, toxic houseplants include all species of Euphorbias, such as the Christ plant (aka “Christ plant”, “Christ thorn” or “crown of thorns”), pencil cactus, poinsettias, and African milk tree (aka “cathedral cactus”, “Abyssinian euphorbia”, and “high chaparall”) (The sap from all of those plants is toxic, so make sure children and pets don’t get at it.) Peace lilies, philodendrons, and at least some kinds of ivy can also be toxic, as well as (believe it or not) aloe vera.

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    redback  almost 4 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww

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    bookworm0812  almost 4 years ago

    Give her a catnip bouquet! She’ll love it!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    He’s become a blooming idiot to her now!

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    She’s a typical cat… toying with her prey.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 4 years ago

    What was wrong with the bouquet of mice like he did last year?

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    Bring flowering catnip, definitely not poisonous.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    So is your attitude.

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    Natarose  almost 4 years ago

    just get some cat nip

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Hmm, 80 years old and I never knew that plants are poisonous to cats. They’re lucky I never had any. … cats.

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    Casey Jones  almost 4 years ago

    You can’t miss with an old fashioned bouquet of Nip.

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