Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 01, 2021

Oh no!!

That will be a nice target for a knife instead of Cupid’s arrow.

When coming home just tell her it’s a MIRAge.

The joke’s on the tattoo maker. Mira has no sister.

I thought the next level was when the customer takes a quick look at it in the mirror and refuses to pay.

Someone’s going to die. Either Mira’s going to kill him, or he’s going to kill the tattoo prankster.

This “joke” could have a delayed effect.

Nothing wrong here. The person getting the tattoo identifies as female.

Where’s Mira’s brother?

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Tattoo: A permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.

He could be sued for everything from alienation of affection to misrepresentation of services and never “tatt” again.

And he didn’t notice that the needle was at it for too long?

At least her name wasn’t Pat

They’re called SKIN ILLUSTRATIONS !! Don’t you EVER call them TATTOOS !!

Dude, prepare for a HUGE lawsuit…