Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 17, 2021

As to panel one, do you remember when Dubya ridiculed a reporter for wearing dark glasses on a cloudy day? The reporter was blind.

Watched a comic strip but did not stuff one dollar bills in the waistband.

Washed a glass in dish water.

Wore jogging pants, but only walked.

Ate home fries in a restaurant.

Ate an appetizer after the meal.

Played basketball wearing tennis shoes.

Wore Bermuda shorts in the Bahamas.

Used bath tissue as toilet paper.

Spinoff on the last panel.

There was a man standing in the water with a surfboard under his arm looking out to sea. He made no effort to swim out to catch a wave.

When asked, “Hey dude, aren’t you going to surf?” He replied, “They also surf who only stand and wade.” – My apologies to Milton.

Well Cory Heart wears his sunglasses at night.

So, these are considered as crime now while stealing and looting is okay, eh.

Walked during the running of the bulls.

But you can still wear sunglasses at night…but only in Canada

Next in this series. https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2021/05/27

Used training wheels when already know how to ride.

Wore football helmet while riding motorcycle.

UV penetrates clouds. I’m photosensitive and get bad headaches with UV exposure. Those headaches have almost completely ceased since I started wearing good UV blocking sunglasses on sunny AND cloudy days.

Drank tea from a coffee mug?

Served devil’s food cake to a Hells Angel?

That last one would definately apply if he wore a thong.

(affluent America): Wore white after labor day.

Just imagine if the wader only sunbathed.

Tore the tag off the mattress.

served water in a wine glass…

Tore tag of mattress.

Winter ale? Guess I’ll have to Google that…

How about… still wears a Fanny pack? Wears pajamas to Walmart? Frequently uses the phrase “At the end of the day”?