Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 14, 2021

I can’t stomach this.

Ooh yeah, especially around this time of year.

Yes, a joyous time for both the upper & lower intestine!!!

I can hardly stomach this.

You know you’re going to have to just “Eat It”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

Either that, or it’s time for a “Party in your Stomach”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzNZyHBPfh4

COMING SOON!

Why did Weird Al never do the two songs:

Simply Indigestible

and

Oder of a Lowly Fart

Too much of a good thing can be frightening.

Looks like an organ-ised crime.

Food fight.

Our flight surgeon wondered why our squadron’s cholesterol levels were so high. So he assigned himself to some crews as we hopped our way across the Pacific.

Since many flights took off at oh-dark-30, the only reasonable place to eat breakfast (or any other first meal of the day) was the flight line snack bar where you can get eggs any style or the burger of your choice. Ah, fish sandwich, that should be healthy … until they deep fat fry that sucker.

He started a campaign to get some healthy alternatives on the menu.

Are they threatening to stuff it, or teasing that they won’t?

Indegestion…

C’mon stomach, show some intestinal fortitude!

I love these theatre comics. They are hilarious. I dread Thanksgiving (in October) and Christmas as I’m afraid that I’ll eat too much too. And my stomach definitely has things to say about that! LOL

Ha ha! Reminds me of a favorite Awkward Yeti comic where the stomach says to the 2 eyeballs, “We can’t eat a whole pie! We just can’t!” And the 2 eyeballs reply: " We can, and we will!" Lol!!!

Stomachs and gizzards and liver….OH MY!

I’ve never really gotten “gastro-humor”.

It takes guts to see a movie like that.