Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 19, 2021

This will go down in history.

Rudolph with your nose so bright can you get an Ace tonight?

Oh, dear! If he loses that "ball: whatever will he do without his bright nose to guide Santa’s sleigh?

He sure nose how to plays the snow golf.

Hey, I used to watch a fellow golf in Vancouver many years ago- he was so hard core, he would golf year ‘round in all weather. Pouring rain didn’t phase him, when it was foggy, he would hit a drive & holler “Fore!” then go in the direction of the trajectory. In 2-3" of snow, he would use a fluorescent orange ball. Who was this golfing fiend? Bill Kenny, lead singer of the Ink Spots vocal group of the ’30’s & ’40’s.

CaddyShack “I want you to Kill every Gopher on the course!…And that includes Reindeer too!”

That’s gonna leave a mark.

Hey Mark, I love how you drew the reindeer and the snowflakes.

“FORE!” (on the red nose)

Rudolf nose golf!

Neither snow nor dark of night shall keep this courier from his appointed round of golf.

Da light, da light…..

Rudolph is left-handed!

Seems like he found a game the other reindeer can’t play.

Rudolph always had a nose for golf.

Piezoelectric glow-noses need to be kinetically charged.

OH, NOSE!

He’s gonna need a nose job.

He should be using an antler as a club. At least antlers are supposed to come off eventually.

Owch! No, Rudolf, don’t hit it!

Rudolf did, however, get to join in reindeer sports. Or some of him did.

hahahahaha

Golf balls we could use.