Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 03, 2022

Falls flat on his face.

He has just dumped booze on his keyboard once too often.

“An Apple a Day Keeps the Dr Away”….Tell that to them ‘Apples’ during their morning hangover.

Hey kitties. Look, so many warm beds for you.

Probably doesn’t want anyone to see what’s on his screen.

Your conversation put him in sleep mode.

Well, at least they got him to shut up.

He’s even worse at poker. He always folds.

Sorry, he’s closed.

Probably an older model who needs his sleep.

No he’s great

Anyone up for a lap-top dance?

He’s an introvert! He never opens up to strangers at first….

Hey! That looks like me!

Who invited the “ETCH-A-SKETCH?”

Maybe they should give him the boot.

They need to give him the boot again. I guess you’d call it the reboot.

Laugh it up and drink all night – tomorrow there’ll be Dell to pay!

Looks like he’s asleep.

When I was younger I had a girl who was very good. But when she was bad she was better.

somebody told him to put a lid on it…