Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 29, 2022

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    The marauders   over 2 years ago

    Ow

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    angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He won’t be safe in the water, either.

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    Superfrog  over 2 years ago

    The run-on part of Paul was played by Alfred Hitchcock.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 2 years ago

    No…. stay out of the Ocean, that’s the sharks home !

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    That’s gonna hurt.

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    enigmamz  over 2 years ago

    Rats with wings!!!

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    Nacho-rally

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    They call them sea gulls because the beach is by the sea. If the beach were by the bay, they would be bay gulls.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Nobody wants to see them open that bag of chips.

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    GreenT267  over 2 years ago

    At least they aren’t speedos.

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    edstraker  over 2 years ago

    My mom used to sit by the pool in a flower pattern swimsuit, and butterflies would land on her, thinking they were real flowers.

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    johnjoyce  over 2 years ago

    Thanks for the laugh, Mark!

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    cactusbob333  over 2 years ago

    With all these bird beaks, this is just one more p*cker joke.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 2 years ago

    Goes well with today’s “Basic Instructions.”

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    thejanith Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Priceless! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    Once I was sitting by the beach with an almost finished tuna fish sandwich. Well, one gull snatched it outta my hand, but dropped it on the sand where the other gulls immediately made short work of it. Gull #1 got bupkis.

    What goes around comes around.

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