Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 21, 2022

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    FreihEitner Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Don’t you just hate when that happens?

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    Wilde Bill  about 2 years ago

    Just improvise.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago

    No meat cleaver?

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    backyardcowboy  about 2 years ago

    Where’s Colonel Mustard?

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    blackman2732  about 2 years ago

    Great way to ‘kill’ time.

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    KenseidenXL  about 2 years ago

    He used a myriad of weapons in the movies, including pushing someone’s face into the side of trailer leaving quite the impression….

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    bobpeters61  about 2 years ago

    Chainsaw won’t start?

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    Chris  about 2 years ago

    maybe you could do something else besides killing people… but then what kind of movie would that be?

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    goboboyd  about 2 years ago

    Think… finger food.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    He needs to come clean to Trick-n- treat

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    TLH1310 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Doesn’t he know, Blades don’t go in the dishwasher, they need to be handwashed.

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    khcm1157  about 2 years ago

    Call Danny Treijo.

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Thanks Mark. I ‘got’ this one today. Horror films = yes. A Flight of Micro Brews = No.

    Hmmmmm….what does that say about my cultural habits?

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    Nobody_Important  about 2 years ago

    Since when does your manchette being dirty really interferer with hacking up people??

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    tee929  about 2 years ago

    Poor dishwasher—what did he do to you?

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