Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 19, 2023

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yeah, that’s always the scary part.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    It’s the old “I married this guy?” routine.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    all part of having casual(ty) sex

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    They take head.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He is looking at me inside my stomach!

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Does praying help take the shame away?

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    potfarmer  over 1 year ago

    Brain food.

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    bobpeters61  over 1 year ago

    She reminds me of an ex-girlfriend.

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    joegeethree  over 1 year ago

    Which is why you should be always the back spoon afterwards.

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    guy42  over 1 year ago

    It doesn’t mater how good the date was, or how good the sex was, he’s guaranteed to be good for one good meal.

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    anomalous4  over 1 year ago

    Eye contact. =SHUDDER= #AutisticDatingProblems

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    dwagner200  over 1 year ago

    Google “flower mantis” and look at images.

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    They never call you anyway.

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    sobrown51  over 1 year ago

    Preying Womantis’s

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    BigBoy  over 1 year ago

    No hangover headache for him tomorrow

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago

    No eye contact, no commitment.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    I’m surprised men don’t do it, so they don’t have to hear you nagging anymore.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    That us cleverly funny, I got a real laugh, reminded me of a “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” episode…

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