Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 11, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  4 months ago

    Watch out for toothpicks.

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    maherchebib  4 months ago

    At least this is a clown I can sink my teeth in

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    TStyle78  4 months ago

    At least he ate the right one.

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    Doctor Toon  4 months ago

    I’m disappointed that it’s not deep fried in batter

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    tudza Premium Member 4 months ago

    Tried helium in balloon animals. They don’t float.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  4 months ago

    no mustard on the hot dog?

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    blunebottle  4 months ago

    I love it! Where can I get one?

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 4 months ago

    My preferred animal at fairs is the corn dog.

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    Vilyehm  4 months ago

    Next stop:

    Origami toilet paper.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    There be sometheeng for everyone eh.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  4 months ago

    This must be down at the county fair level. State fairs should at least have corndog animals.

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    bobpickett1  4 months ago

    good idea

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    wongo  4 months ago

    Did he just bite a dogs butt?

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    I never sausage a thing.

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    jango  4 months ago

    Win win!

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Daddy and daughter are both happy.

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    Tired  4 months ago

    I’m sure he’s looking for a clean car to do his “business “.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hot dog!!!!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    He always eats the buns first.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 4 months ago

    Finally! A real wiener dog!

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    KEA  4 months ago

    great idea!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  4 months ago

    oooh!

    that’s a real ᴀss chewin’

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’d buy that!

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    Chris Sherlock  4 months ago

    I’m down for one of those sausage animals!

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    Moonkey Premium Member 4 months ago

    That makes me think of my brother and I as kids. Both redheads, he was my older brother, and he would have had the junk food and I would have wanted the balloons.

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    johnjoyce  4 months ago

    Niche marketing

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