Enough with the platitudes.
yup⠄⠄⠄those are definitely veneers
Yup, it was quite a bill……..
Well dam!
He just stands there… smiling. Creeps me out!
MY child, the Duck-billed Platypus
A sad example sets for us:
From him we learn how Indecision
Of character provokes Derision.
This vacillating Thing, you see,
Could not decide which he would be,
Fish, Flesh, or Fowl, and chose all three.
The scientists were sorely vexed
To classify him; so perplexed
Their brains, that they, with Rage at bay,
Called him a horrid name one day,—
A name that baffles, frights and shocks us,
Ornithorhynchus Paradoxus.
— Oliver Herford
Michael Jackson, reincarnated
Me taught me taw a platypuddy tat.
Rhinoplasty-Platy
A no-billed platipus. Well, Tony did get the bill, but… lol, etc….
I think he made himself look like an idiot in front of all his platypus friends
Guess he thought size doesn’t matter..
And insurance covered it, so there’s no bill.
I thought I had a witty remark, but I realized it was just a platytude.
Tony is transitioning to a beaver.
Tony decided duck bills should only be on ducks.
Now for the contact lenses …
At least none of them are wearing a fedora. Must not be any big crime going on nearby.
September 06, 2014
Ratkin Premium Member 26 days ago
Enough with the platitudes.
ꜝ 26 days ago
yup⠄⠄⠄those are definitely veneers
franksmin 26 days ago
Yup, it was quite a bill……..
Hugh B. Hayve 26 days ago
Well dam!
The Reader Premium Member 26 days ago
He just stands there… smiling. Creeps me out!
Purple People Eater 26 days ago
MY child, the Duck-billed Platypus
A sad example sets for us:
From him we learn how Indecision
Of character provokes Derision.
This vacillating Thing, you see,
Could not decide which he would be,
Fish, Flesh, or Fowl, and chose all three.
The scientists were sorely vexed
To classify him; so perplexed
Their brains, that they, with Rage at bay,
Called him a horrid name one day,—
A name that baffles, frights and shocks us,
Ornithorhynchus Paradoxus.
— Oliver Herford
ꜝ 26 days ago
Michael Jackson, reincarnated
Gent 26 days ago
Me taught me taw a platypuddy tat.
Kornfield Kounty 26 days ago
Rhinoplasty-Platy
Huckleberry Hiroshima 26 days ago
A no-billed platipus. Well, Tony did get the bill, but… lol, etc….
Stocky One 26 days ago
I think he made himself look like an idiot in front of all his platypus friends
Pickled Pete 26 days ago
Guess he thought size doesn’t matter..
Frank Burns Eats Worms 26 days ago
And insurance covered it, so there’s no bill.
Cerabooge 26 days ago
I thought I had a witty remark, but I realized it was just a platytude.
stamps 26 days ago
Tony is transitioning to a beaver.
Chris Sherlock 26 days ago
Tony decided duck bills should only be on ducks.
humorist54 Premium Member 25 days ago
Now for the contact lenses …
jdthird 25 days ago
At least none of them are wearing a fedora. Must not be any big crime going on nearby.