Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 29, 2024

Just ask about his branch office.

ugh!

those darned split ends

More like a splitting headache.

Looks like broccoli gone bad.

Bummer of a cut there, Curly. Makes you look like Bozo the Clown.

“I’ll keep the lights on for ya.”

Pretty soon all the saplings will want that look.

He look treediculous.

Going for the Poodle look???

There is a lot of that going on around here.

Arboreal circumcision.

It leaves nothing to the imagination.

Weeping willows have mullets.

Ha! Now THAT’S hilarious!

hawk mow

Good thing this is just a cartoon, isn’t it?

“Well, you know, he does look safer.”

They’ll grow into it. Unfortunately.

It’s gone viral here in SE Ohio.

Come on everyone…… leaf him alone!

….and Y not?

Can someone explain to me why smaller trees are always planted under power lines? Everyone knows the trees will grow and eventually become a hazard. We recently had very high winds and a lot of trees were totally knocked down, and many power lines went down too, and thousands of people were/are without power. It makes no sense to me.

The glasses are for the dog squirt collection?

Looks like the trees on my street

If he can walk why didn’t he just move?