Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 18, 2024

Beep beep.

kittty never met Speedy Gonzales?

“Road Runner, ‘Meep Meep’ the Coyote’s after you. Road Runner, if he catches you, you’re through”

Ninja Roadrunner and Ninja Dot.

who’s the obsessed little kitty and coyote

The ACME CO. came decades before Amazon.

Coyote still buys from Acme and Kitty is buys from aMEWzon.

I love Road Runner. Today the tv comics had a full hour of Road Runner. I was in heaven. I think it was his anniversary.

The enemy you love to hate.

some day an ACME product will work!

Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius, is plotting his next attempt…

They’ve both run into brick walls chasing what they’re trying to catch.

Is that “Acme Beer”?

Only Ninja Sloth can helps them gets theirs goal.

Just don’t chase the red dot over a cliff, or into a tunnel painted on a rock.

Acme makes laser dots?

“No, you don’t. Have you ever blown yourself up over a laser dot? Have you ever ridden rocket-powered skates into a rock wall for a laser dot? Don’t even pretend to understand my genius.”

maybe so, but at least you don’t get blown up, fall off a cliff, get run over by a truck, etc. etc. etc….

It drives the cat looney tunes.

Love it! Thanks for the laugh!