Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 31, 2025

Not in my house. My wife and girls ‘jump’ on the oatmeal raisin cookies.

Oatmeal cookies got teeth?!

better hope no one decides to I.C.E. them cookies

I would absolutely take the oatmeal raisin over choc chip. Not only for reasons of taste, but the chips melt all over your fingers.

I’ve never been into eating raisins, but I still buy them and scatter them on the ground near my bird feeder.

Chuck is the sneaky one. He’s been disappointing us chocolate chip eaters for years! I hope some kid bites him and puts him back.

Looks like chocolate chip cookies have a dental plan…and oatmeal raisin needs one.

Oatmeal cookies would be awesome. If only you could get them without those nasty raisins to ruin them.

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I’ll take oatmeal raisin over chocolate chip any day.

If you lift them above your head, then thay would be raisin’

Chuck Chip.