Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 31, 2025

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    Emmett Wayne  about 1 month ago

    Not in my house. My wife and girls ‘jump’ on the oatmeal raisin cookies.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Oatmeal cookies got teeth?!

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    ʲᔆ  about 1 month ago

    better hope no one decides to I.C.E. them cookies

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    blunebottle  about 1 month ago

    I would absolutely take the oatmeal raisin over choc chip. Not only for reasons of taste, but the chips melt all over your fingers.

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    phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I’ve never been into eating raisins, but I still buy them and scatter them on the ground near my bird feeder.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Chuck is the sneaky one. He’s been disappointing us chocolate chip eaters for years! I hope some kid bites him and puts him back.

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    tnt219  about 1 month ago

    Looks like chocolate chip cookies have a dental plan…and oatmeal raisin needs one.

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    bobpeters61  about 1 month ago

    Oatmeal cookies would be awesome. If only you could get them without those nasty raisins to ruin them.

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    mrsdonaldson  about 1 month ago

    I’ll take oatmeal raisin over chocolate chip any day.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 month ago

    If you lift them above your head, then thay would be raisin’

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Chuck Chip.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    That’s one smart cookie.

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    amaneaux  about 1 month ago

    In my experience, a good oatmeal raisin cookie is every bit as good as a good chocolate chip cookie. However, a weak oatmeal raisin cookie is nowhere near as good as a weak chocolate chip cookie.

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    anomalous4  about 1 month ago

    I go for oatmeal chocolate chip! Used to make double batches.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    9 lives.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Cookies are cookies. I wouldn’t refuse either kind.

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    pchemcat  about 1 month ago

    My husband loves oatmeal raisin. I don’t really care for either of those two choices, almond or lemon shortbread that I make are my choices. Carl would definitely have a shorter lifespan with my husband around.

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 month ago

    as much as I like a good oatmeal raisin cookie, a good chocolate chip cookie is always better!

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    namelocdet  about 1 month ago

    Love Chocolate Chip. Have never tried Oatmeal Raisin. It just sounds bad. LOL

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I’m going to waddle out of here now. LOL! :)

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    KrisJustKris Premium Member about 1 month ago

    He’d never make it around me. I’m an oatmeal cookie woman

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    Anonamoose Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Just as long as no oatmeal sneaks into the chocolate chips! Nothing worse than expecting chocolate chips and biting into a darned raisin.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 1 month ago

    Chuck will end up with a chip on his shoulder.

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