Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 20, 2025

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    Ratkin Premium Member 8 days ago

    Don’t throw the babies out with the bathwater, or the vodka.

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    angelolady Premium Member 8 days ago

    But thorough cleaning makes you feel so light inside.

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    Imagine  8 days ago

    Naaah…

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 8 days ago

    They need to air out a while.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 8 days ago

    My gosh, slow down and get it together!

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    ʲᔆ  8 days ago

    nuttin says “fresh” quite like familicide

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    gammaguy  8 days ago

    Alas, none of them were named “Joy”.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 8 days ago

    No more split personality

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    danjw2  8 days ago

    Letting go of your inner child

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 8 days ago

    Well, your therapist did tell you you were carrying too much baggage.

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    mindjob  8 days ago

    At least she lost some weight

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 8 days ago

    Denying her inner children.

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    Zebrastripes  8 days ago

    Matryoshka Is acting like a babuska….old and cranky! She’ll pick up the pieces later….

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    walstib Premium Member 8 days ago

    Like my parents strongly discouraging any move backs when my siblings and I graduated from college.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 8 days ago

    It was a mistake, she thought that was a messtryoshka doll. Easy to confuse them.

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    Chris Sherlock  8 days ago

    It was time for them to leave the nest, anyway.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 days ago

    She’s always Russian to judgment.

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    Stupid  8 days ago

    I feel hollow inside

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    rwh2  8 days ago

    The end result of using the Marie Kondo’s method.

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    sperry532  8 days ago

    Ah, if only it were this easy to get rid of one’s inner demons.

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