When my wife asks why I don’t want a pet, this is my answer.
Once an animal moves in, the animal can do no wrong!
The husband can do no right!
The Gentleman seems like a bit of a slow learner. She has told him this before, just not as directly as this time.
That is a picture I did NOT need in my head.
OOF
But Verne does not look like a Keto ;-)
As ungodly homely as his wife is, NOT sharing a bed with her would be a benefit.
Pancakes have carbs?
I was going to have yogurt for breakfast but now I want pancakes.
I prefer sausages and waffles.
Got the wife “breakfast in bed” this morning; she was awake with insomnia at 3:30am so I brought her a shot of Whiskey (breakfast of champions).
A Havahart trap works better than B&B.
My critter is in my insulated air duct. Stray cat.
sexist and rude
Let me get in on that
Mommy like cute critters.
Why DON’T you get breakfast? Too busy? Too limited in budget? Too helpless? Or do you mean only that your wife doesn’t serve it to you?
HARSH, lady, HARSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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Cheapskate0 almost 4 years ago
When my wife asks why I don’t want a pet, this is my answer.
Once an animal moves in, the animal can do no wrong!
The husband can do no right!
KenTheCoffinDweller almost 4 years ago
The Gentleman seems like a bit of a slow learner. She has told him this before, just not as directly as this time.
pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That is a picture I did NOT need in my head.
hammytech almost 4 years ago
OOF
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
But Verne does not look like a Keto ;-)
Charles Ransdell Premium Member almost 4 years ago
As ungodly homely as his wife is, NOT sharing a bed with her would be a benefit.
Darryl Heine almost 4 years ago
Pancakes have carbs?
JamieLee Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I was going to have yogurt for breakfast but now I want pancakes.
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
I prefer sausages and waffles.
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
Got the wife “breakfast in bed” this morning; she was awake with insomnia at 3:30am so I brought her a shot of Whiskey (breakfast of champions).
Steverino Premium Member almost 4 years ago
A Havahart trap works better than B&B.
Charley007 almost 4 years ago
My critter is in my insulated air duct. Stray cat.
rlaker22j almost 4 years ago
sexist and rude
Cedar the squirrel almost 4 years ago
Let me get in on that
donwestonmysteries almost 4 years ago
Mommy like cute critters.
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
Why DON’T you get breakfast? Too busy? Too limited in budget? Too helpless? Or do you mean only that your wife doesn’t serve it to you?
Impkins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
HARSH, lady, HARSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)