That reminds me of an in-law I knew, a quasi-JewBu, who was proud that he “had no ego”. I was going to point out the irony, but I didn’t want to hurt his feelings.
♫ Oh, Lord, it’s hard to be humble…when you’re perfect in every way…I can’t wait to look in the mirror…‘cuz I get better looking each day…To know me is to love me…I must be a h*ll of a man…Oh, Lord, it’s hard to be humble…but I’m doing the best that I can. ♫ — Mac Davis
I used to be arrogant but now I am humble. In fact, I am one of the most humble people who has ever lived. You little people couldn’t possibly understand how humble I have become.
(Spoken): I wanna talk today about smug people! They think they’re so good. They ain’t good! No, they ain’t good at all, I tell you what! You wanna be a good man, you look at me! I’m gonna talk to you about humility—‘cause I got it! I wanna talk to you about righteousness—’cause I got it! I’m good! I’m humble! I’m better than you! You wanna be a humble man, you look at me, you say, “Brother, how can I be humble?” I don’t know how you can be humble! It took me a LONG time to get this way! But thank God I’ve arrived! Let’s pray… (Steve Taylor, outro to Smug, from the CD, Squint )
Shikamoo Premium Member 11 months ago
I’m proud of my humility. And I’ll bop anyone who disagrees with me.
orinoco womble 11 months ago
On her deathbed St Therese of Lisieux said “I think maybe I am humble…” That brought me up short. Surely if you think you’re humble, you’re not?
iggyman 11 months ago
A different kind of humble I think!
billyk75 11 months ago
Shermy got humbled.
therese_callahan2002 11 months ago
Now they’ll go home and eat humble pie for dessert.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 11 months ago
“When it comes to humility, I’m the greatest!” -Bullwinkle J. Moose
Indiana Guy 11 months ago
That reminds me of an in-law I knew, a quasi-JewBu, who was proud that he “had no ego”. I was going to point out the irony, but I didn’t want to hurt his feelings.
markkahler52 11 months ago
Humble, and Proud of it!!
Wren Fahel 11 months ago
♫ Oh, Lord, it’s hard to be humble…when you’re perfect in every way…I can’t wait to look in the mirror…‘cuz I get better looking each day…To know me is to love me…I must be a h*ll of a man…Oh, Lord, it’s hard to be humble…but I’m doing the best that I can. ♫ — Mac Davis
eced52 11 months ago
Sounds pretty prideful to me.
Ed The Red Premium Member 11 months ago
I used to be arrogant but now I am humble. In fact, I am one of the most humble people who has ever lived. You little people couldn’t possibly understand how humble I have become.
uniquename 11 months ago
More like a humbler than humblest.
bobbyferrel 11 months ago
I have a lot to be humble about.
ChessPirate 11 months ago
W. C. Fields as Harold Bissonette in “It’s a Gift”:
[At breakfast, Norman takes the plate of bacon before Harold can get it]
Harold : Hey, put it down!
Norman : What’s the matter, Pop? Don’tcha love me anymore?
Harold : [he raises his hand to hit Norman] Certainly I love you.
Amelia : Don’t you strike that child!
Harold : Well, he’s not gonna tell me I don’t love him!
T... 11 months ago
You mumble if you’re humble…
I❤️Peanuts 11 months ago
Who knew that Patty was really Sluggo?
jrankin1959 11 months ago
(Spoken): I wanna talk today about smug people! They think they’re so good. They ain’t good! No, they ain’t good at all, I tell you what! You wanna be a good man, you look at me! I’m gonna talk to you about humility—‘cause I got it! I wanna talk to you about righteousness—’cause I got it! I’m good! I’m humble! I’m better than you! You wanna be a humble man, you look at me, you say, “Brother, how can I be humble?” I don’t know how you can be humble! It took me a LONG time to get this way! But thank God I’ve arrived! Let’s pray… (Steve Taylor, outro to Smug, from the CD, Squint )