Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 18, 2022

And that was in the 70s, imagine how he would feel with today’s generation!

yikes

Nice to see the school again. He’s only saying what he’d like to do—he probably won’t do it.

Snoopy works like a dog on his stories as well and always has them rejected by the publisher.

Uh…that would be cold-blooded murder.

You’ll just have to work harder Sally.

It reminds me of my struggles with differential equations.

That’s a little harsh,don’t you think!

Sally, if Ms. Shields (re: A Christmas Story) had graded it, you’d probably get an F because your margins were all wrong as well as the content.

I thought Sally was its friend.

It’s not in his code to drop his ceiling.

Naughty, naughty thoughts Sally, Santa Claus might be listening and you may only get a coal brick next Christmas.

You can study like a dog and still fail a test.

Sparky could get dark, whoa!

So School Building wants to gather everyone together to murder them? Better start calling in sick, kids.

Assembly.

But the school likes Sally.

They all need an attitude of gratitude.

I thought Sally and Mr Building had patched things up and become good friends a few months ago?

Just like the “Big Dig” in Boston several years ago?

If we could get violent buildings under control, we’d have a sharp reduction in crime

make it a glass one…they’re always talking about breaking that one

Institutional violence SMDH

The school building is kinda like a bartender. It has to listen to stuff like that all day and can’t get away.

Better tell them not to hold a pep rally anytime soon.

The year after we moved out of our old junior high school building in northern California there was an earthquake and the hallway ceiling fell in. Schulz lived a short distance north of there.

Considering Sally’s school work, that’s probably not the grade she deserved.

Oh yeah? And what about kids like me that used to get sent by my elementary school teachers to bang the erasers against your brick wall to get the chalk off them? Whap, whap, whomp!!

Right right

Most schools are better built than that. “Most”

The brick and mortar has more to offer to kids than plain shelter. One of the exciting part of this strip.

Be glad walls can’t talk out loud.