Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 16, 2025

ALWAYS get ruler insurance! It seems like a waste of money, until that one time when you need it.

Well that causes more questions to arise.

And yet another ruler wanders off the straight and narrow path.

Sally it got broken while in your possession, regardless of the cause. You owe him a new ruler, as you were responsible for it.

Did you have permission to play in the street, Sally?

Either way, you owe him a ruler.

She’s lucky that’s all that got broken.

Why were you measuring the street?

I was wondering how she broke a ruler. It’s kind of difficult! But I chuckled!

She should blame it on climate change.

Uh-huh… Sounds like it IS all your fault!

She was measuring the holes to see how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

Well, what’s the truck’s number?

Bad truck driver.

When you borrow something Sally, you need to return it in the same condition it was in. So use your allowance money to get the kid a new one

the forces of darkness have a telephone

That’s Sally’s story, and she’s sticking to it!

It’s important to have a good excuse ready when you need it. But that’s nothing like a good excuse.

Haha lol

you know, in the older strips (1950s) I said Lucy is stupid, but Sally might actually be worse.