Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 19, 2013

It’s a drunk world after all.

There is a Diseny version of beerland? Oh, the song.

Scar from “The Lion King” dislikes the “It’s a Small World After All” song (for the record, he did ask Zazu to “sing something with a little bounce in it”).

A French boy drinking German beer? Someone or another is going to beat him up.

It’s Oktoberfest every day there!

I’m pretty sure there was a ‘Pearls’ comic with Rat writing to Disneyland asking the dolls in “It’s a small world” to beat each other up.

Note to Pastis: I want to hear the extended version!

Danny the Donkey finally has a home

CLASSIC! I have always thought the Disney ride was obnoxious….lol

“It’s a World of Hops, it’s a World of Beers…..”

Oh well, hefeweizen is better than none.

Thank you Stephan for the &#(! earworm…

Thank you Stephan for the &#(! earworm…

Looks like the scene from “Duffland” in the Simpsons

I wonder how many of us just Googled “Hefeweizen”?

It beats having to star in Tim Allen’s next Christmas movie (The Courtship of Stewie’s Father)

I can see parents are not going to be amused with the word “hell” snuck in.

Wonder how many papers this’ll be censored in…

goes and checks his paper

Nope, it’s there.

what is wrong at disney? so many bombs. is it too many tv people thinking that movies are easy? or, is it the locations are really in crazy areas(central florida, anaheim, paris?). $225 million for a 2.5 hour movie about a cowboy and his native shaman? $250 million about a human on mars. and, why does mars need moms?

Ohhh! Lucky Pig! I wonder how outrageously high Rat has set the ticket price for the Beerland boat ride? Could we all go, too? —Before I go crazy hearing that twisted tune in my head?Won’t You Let Me Take You on a Scenic Cruise?

MY RIDE!!!!

That was f**king great. I hate that ride when I took my kids, this one I would go on.

If Disney ran “Beerland”, they would screw it up big time by charging high prices for admission, you would have to bring your own stein, and would have pay toilets in every section of the park.

I’m convinced that the guy who designed this ride must have been on acid at the time.Here’s a link for anyone who has actually not been on this ride. Watch at your own risk.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJFGAX77zw4

What a tin ear for verse! All he has to do is use singulars in the first two lines and the rhyme is full instead of half. Must’ve had a few units too many of the park product.

This “Beerland” schtick almost makes me want to bring back Prohibition…remember, I said ALMOST!!

I think Pilsner originated in the Czech Republic. They still do it best.

Thanks for another good laugh Stephen

Couldn’t he just get the French kid to surrender his beer?

It’s beautiful to see the children of the world coming together . . . singing in harmony about the things the unite us all. I’m tearing up. Nicely done, Rat.

The lines are veeery long on the more popular attractions at BeerLand. You should buy a FASTPASS ticket for this ride.

they’ve finally stopped censoring mild language in pbs

♪♫♪ Oh dear, what can the matter be??No beer!! I couldn’t be sadder, see?No beer, rat couldn’t be badder, whee!And I jest sit in despair . . ♫♪ . . ☻

This is some edgy stuff. I’m surprised the editors greenlit it.

“Its a beer world after all, Its a beer world after all, its a beer world after all,so raise your cans on high.” (2,3 4)Chorus

aww thats sweet pig is visiting rat’s amusement park

I bet Andy Capp would take his son Buster there.

Much to Flo’s disapproval.

xxx

I always thought Spaten Pils was delicious. Diff’rent strokes.

Cant believe this strip got published.

I think I prefer Rat’s version. But Hefeweizen? Nein, nein, Maerzenbier ist doch besser.

templo SUD -Lion King, a rip off of Hamlet – same plot.

J-Rod’s drunk. He thinks Tru is a Painted City Woman. Time to cue W C Fields singing the Fatal Glass of Beer

I sorta want to see that.