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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2014
Transcript:
Goat: People always look for happiness outside themselves, but the truth is that the only real happiness is found inside us. Pig: I know for a fact that's true. Goat: Why do you say that? Pig: Because that's where the french fries go. It's just gotta be happy in there.
Destiny23 over 10 years ago
Lotsa’ bacon in there too!!
Rod Gonzalez over 10 years ago
I love Today’s strip.
It’s actually funny.
It’s clever.
And best of all . . .
NO RAT!
Bilan over 10 years ago
There’s no chocolate sundae in me right now.I’m not happy.
arye uygur over 10 years ago
Is that the cliff where the lemmings jump off? It’s making me very nervous.
electricshadow Premium Member over 10 years ago
French fires make me happy…unless it’s time for ice cream…or cookies…
Varnes over 10 years ago
Man, I could sure use some crispy French fries about now….Pass the Catsup, Ketchup, Catch Up, or whatever…….Just no mayo, that’s just sick…..
doublepaw over 10 years ago
Evidently Pig has a gut feeling about this.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Good point.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
crapping on all others, now that makes him happy.
mlcomixarecool over 10 years ago
That’s true wisdom!
Egrayjames over 10 years ago
Make mine “Pountine”…..Quebec style!!! You can feel your arteries clogging with every bite, but oh so delicious!!! If unsure what Pountine is, check it on Wikipedia.
Digital Frog over 10 years ago
Not only that, but he’s full of bacon…..
heatherjasper over 10 years ago
Oh, so that’s why McDonald has Happy Meals…
Reppr Premium Member over 10 years ago
I wonder if you get a good echo up there.
Ermine Notyours over 10 years ago
I used to work for McDonald’s, and our store’s policy is that when a customer asked for a Quarter Pounder without cheese, we were to take a Quarter Pounder already in the bin, peel off the cheese, put the patty back on the grill, and cook the cheese off. One customer who requested this saw me and cursed me out. Hey, it wasn’t my idea; talk to the manager.Years later I was talking about this online to my extended social group. Someone said the same thing happened to him. I told him the customer had a mustache, and he replied that he had a mustache back then. It turns out the stranger who cursed me out years ago later became a friend, and we hadn’t recognized each other. Small world.
jessegooddoggy over 10 years ago
First time I’ve laughed out loud with this strip in a long time. Gawd, where ARE the crocs?????
Enoki over 10 years ago
McDonald’s “food?” From what I can tell it stays “edible” longer than an MRE….
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
@Reppr—I wonder if you get a good echo up there.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
Best french fries? I keep hoping that I’ve not tasted them yet! Best I’ve had SO FAR were from a small fish store on Fairview Avenue in Ridgewood, NY. Shared them with my ballerina girlfriend Kathleen (Nov. 63-Feb. 67). She passed away too soon, but that’s a story for a different place.
RACerri32 over 10 years ago
Carl;s Jr. Kriss Kuts RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hariseldon59 over 10 years ago
French fries make my taste buds happy. My arteries and digestive system – not so much.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Oh, Piggy! I hope you are right! (Just avoid ulcers.)
Number Three over 10 years ago
I agree, Pig!
xxx
Chris Sherlock over 10 years ago
Wherever pretzels go is my happy place.
loveslife over 10 years ago
Sour grapes
Donald Basenberg over 10 years ago
This might be the best strip,ever.
Lamberger over 10 years ago
Fry Nazis — what a concept.
pubwvj over 10 years ago
Most importantly Pig contains Bacon!
ekken over 4 years ago
Logic! 2+ 2 = 8