Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 23, 2014

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    Sherlock Watson  over 10 years ago

    Be sure to look for Gomer’s first book, Goldfish Taste So Darn Good.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 10 years ago

    That’d go for the same thing with eating animal crackers and being at the zoo.

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    Phatts  over 10 years ago

    words to live by

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    LobosSolos Premium Member over 10 years ago

    It’s not like he’ll remember anyway. Goldfish only have a three second memory.

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    Pig, you are such a heartless, ruthless, fish-cracker eating rogue!

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    puddlesplatt  over 10 years ago

    Ooops!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I figured that’s what Pig, was eating

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago

    @Sherlock Watson—I’ll put that book next to my copy of “Fifty Feet to the Outhouse” by Willie Mae Kitt and Bettie Wont!

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    The Winy Child  over 10 years ago

    what flavor of goldfish?

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    Ermine Notyours  over 10 years ago

    Better not take Gomer to a frat house.

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    Gokie5  over 10 years ago

    Like what fbjsr said.

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    claire de la lune.  over 10 years ago

    Hey! This guy’s back.

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    Number Three  over 10 years ago

    Rat would.

    xxx

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    codedaddy  over 10 years ago

    If memory serves I recall you praising the merits of bacon sometime in the past, Pig!

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    HossTheNerd  over 3 years ago

    “whatch’a eatin?” “human crackers” “AAAAAAA” “what? they are crackers for humans.” “oh.”

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