Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 12, 2014

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    Sherlock Watson  about 10 years ago

    Is it gas-powered?

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    RuinQueenofOblivion  about 10 years ago

    That’s too evil.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 10 years ago

    I wonder what the chichuhua or Yorkshire terrier drones are like.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Pretty much any dog would do, but the smaller the breed, the more annoying they tend to be.

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    alviebird  about 10 years ago

    They got it wrong. My roommate’s poodle is black.

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    alviebird  about 10 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWoWnaj00xc

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    oldschool434  about 10 years ago

    next they will be dropping Pearls Before Swine strips behind enemy lines……

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    nosirrom  about 10 years ago

    Just send in the M-I-Litary

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Chihuahua drones would be more effective.

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    ajnotales  about 10 years ago

    I surrender…

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    pipesadsit Premium Member about 10 years ago

    And then there is the dreaded Ben Stein drone – lethal! http://youtu.be/uhiCFdWeQfA

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    eddie6192  about 10 years ago

    President Obama should sic that drone on ISIS.

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    michaelyukyuk  about 10 years ago

    My poodle was a shoehorn; so, what’s your point?

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    puddlesplatt  about 10 years ago

    Grass Blowers would do the trick for me. can’t stanem.

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    They could send the iDrone by Apple; it can crash and burn like the other innovating products that they program.

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    Steve Dutch  about 10 years ago

    C’mon Pastis. No pun for this one?

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Haven’t they heard of the Geneva Convention? Or Rules of Engagement? Oh, the inhumanity!

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    Yikes! Yappy dogs are a violation of the Rules of War! Where’s my Stinger?

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    David Rickard Premium Member about 10 years ago

    They were experimenting with a Chihuahua drone… but that was too cruel even for the CIA

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    kzturtlegirl  about 10 years ago

    Ok, now THAT is funny.

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    phlash  about 10 years ago

    At least is wasn’t a Monty Python member. I totally wouldn’t put it past Pastis to throw us a Palin Drone

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member about 10 years ago

    @plash – good one! I would love a good Palin Drone, myself.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  about 10 years ago

    PBS and Non Sequitur both have drones today. Conspiracy or Coincidence?

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    nickidewbear  about 10 years ago

    Sadly, no. I have a Maltipoo, and all she does is annoy when she yaps at every person and little thing.

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    Roman_gon  about 10 years ago

    The LOOK on Goat’s face.

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    Gokie5  about 10 years ago

    When I was a grad student, part of the time I lived off campus with two roomies, one of whom had a standard-size (read big poodle). She was named “Chloe,” because if she got loose her owner would go around calling “CLOOOO-eeeee!” (Old song, kiddies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y02l0ZZht1U ANYhow, one day I neglected to shut the door to my room all the way when I left for class, and she nosed her way in, chewed up the edges of a leather-bound Bible, tore up my stuffed-rabbit toy and strewed the filling all over the room, and dragged a pair of my hose into her mistress’s bedroom. Chloe was annoying enough as was – didn’t need no drone.

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    comicsnerd74  over 9 years ago

    Then the soldiers say, “In a depressing nutshell, IT’S SO FLUFFY I’M GONNA DIE!!!”

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    Darth Revan II  almost 4 years ago

    I might have to get some for the Sith Empire!

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    alantain  over 1 year ago

    Who’s going to chase that with a pooper scooper?

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