Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 10, 2016
Transcript:
Zebra: the crocs are afraid to eat anything on the endangered list, so i put a big list of those animals in their mailbox. Pig: How do you know which animals are endangered? Zebra : I don't. Really. So i threw in everything i could think of and them some. Crocodile:Tofu endangered? Crocodile: How many legs a tofu got?
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
I’ll take any excuse to not eat tofu.
gocomics almost 8 years ago
Zebra thinks tofu is an animal? Out of character!
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Short version of the list:“Only non-endangered animal — crocodiles.”:Zebra Neighbor’s problem will solve itself.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
Zebra! Why tofu? Couldn’t you just have put zebra and avoid dooming yourself?
asianwoof almost 8 years ago
Larry, looking down at his feet, says, “Woomun, no tofu you. Endangered!”
jaroc93 almost 8 years ago
No one eats Tofu Deba smh
jaroc93 almost 8 years ago
**Zeba
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
Hmm Burmise python no endangered. Me go to Florida.
Kind&Kinder almost 8 years ago
Wonder if the Nauga is on the list. Highly prized for their hyde.
noahproblem almost 8 years ago
Why are the crocs yelling? (Their dialogue is usually in both upper and lower case.)
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Tofu legs? To, Fu, Six, Eight; who knows? I’ve never seen a tofu running around loose in the wilds of the Urban Jungle….
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
Croc no care what on list………………. just eat!
Joken' almost 8 years ago
My tofu gets legs when I leave it in the fridge too long
Chad Cheetah almost 8 years ago
Should’ve put “zebra” as endangered.
eolan59 almost 8 years ago
I hope he put Mince on the list
Claire Jordan almost 8 years ago
I suppose it’s a play on the fact that the Scots like to kid innocent Americans that the haggis is an animal.
David Rickard Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Wonder if Zebra remembered to include the naugahyde on the list?
StarWarsGuy500 almost 8 years ago
If I saw a tofu with legs I’d probably seek help.
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Does anyone here remember The Tofu Cow?
Number Three almost 8 years ago
Love it!
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chris_weaver almost 8 years ago
Save the tofus!!
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 8 years ago
tofu – fungus grown on toes very rare in crocs
neatslob Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Crocs, feel free to eat all the tofus and eggplants you can catch. Leaves less to foist on the rest of us.
rgcviper almost 8 years ago
What about tofurkey? Close enough, right?
HowieL almost 8 years ago
The nauga once lived in the cliffs in Naugatuck, Connecticut. They’ve been gone for years now, more’s the pity.
alantain 10 months ago
Why include tofu? Wouldn’t you rather they eat tofu than animals?