Proverbs 26:4,5 “Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.”
The dilemma of Internet comments is not anything new under the sun.
Not to worry pig, I’m developing a pill called, are you ready for this, “The Internot”. You won’t get on the internet again, but the one side effect, is that you end wanting to watch the Matrix over and over again.
2. In the 1990s, there was a parody book titled America Off-Line: The Complete Outernet Starter Kit; it helped Net junkies understand some things about the real world, such as “chat rooms” that are actual rooms in which people are chatting.
I believe in Freedom of Speech and all that. Whether it’s about politics or religion. BUT it’s just totally out of order to kick people to the kerb just because they don’t agree with you.
That’s right, I remember before the internet was invented, and sadness didn’t exist! It was just happy, happy, happy… no, wait, it wasn’t like that at all.
BE THIS GUY almost 7 years ago
Go on Netflix and watch reruns of The Dick Van Dyke Show if you want to be happy.
jpayne4040 almost 7 years ago
I think he might be on to something!
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Also, get rid of the cell phone, tv and radio.
blunebottle almost 7 years ago
So THAT’S why I’m not happy! Leaving, now.
AtariDragon almost 7 years ago
Proverbs 26:4,5 “Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.”
The dilemma of Internet comments is not anything new under the sun.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Every pool has a warm spot. Avoid it.
garcoa almost 7 years ago
Ignorance is bliss, so they say.
DiminishedFirst almost 7 years ago
The internet is OK it’s the comment sections you have to avoid
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Well, he has a pretty good grasp of what “irony” is.
wrd2255 almost 7 years ago
The Information Superhighway is more rush hour, a platform where the worst of us can make the rest miserable.
Ignatz Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Technology is a trap. Probably has been since the development of agriculture.
Ignatz Premium Member almost 7 years ago
There are a million monkeys at a million keyboards, but Facebook looks NOTHING like “Hamlet.”
F-Flash almost 7 years ago
Not to worry pig, I’m developing a pill called, are you ready for this, “The Internot”. You won’t get on the internet again, but the one side effect, is that you end wanting to watch the Matrix over and over again.
Radish the wordsmith almost 7 years ago
(Get off the internet)
Destroy the right wing
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A song by Le Tigre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsXcocZXGsA
Sherlock Watson almost 7 years ago
Two comments:
1. I think Pig left out the third word, “on.”
2. In the 1990s, there was a parody book titled America Off-Line: The Complete Outernet Starter Kit; it helped Net junkies understand some things about the real world, such as “chat rooms” that are actual rooms in which people are chatting.
ModDude661 almost 7 years ago
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Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 7 years ago
With the repeal of Net Neutrality, going offline will be a reality for many people.
eb110americana almost 7 years ago
I agree pig. I never use the internet.
Number Three almost 7 years ago
I believe in Freedom of Speech and all that. Whether it’s about politics or religion. BUT it’s just totally out of order to kick people to the kerb just because they don’t agree with you.
Just saying.
xxx
wellis1947 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
My pearls and gems of wisdom are fine; it’s OTHER people’s dreck and drivel that are annoying! /s
strangeways almost 7 years ago
That’s right, I remember before the internet was invented, and sadness didn’t exist! It was just happy, happy, happy… no, wait, it wasn’t like that at all.
Sisyphos almost 7 years ago
Pig’s “studies” probably amount to reading the Cliff’s Notes version of GREAT IDEAS for Dummies.
Internet, beware! Allons-y!
ND Cool Z almost 6 years ago
The key to happiness is to go ancient? That’s not the key for me..
wmchere about 3 years ago
glad to live in the ‘web’, grateful
Scarlet Empress over 1 year ago
I shall now turn my phone off.