The Oscar Mayer hot dog vehicle … and Pig sings as he mopeds:
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner; That is what I truly wish to be; Cause if I were a Oscar Mayer weiner; Everyone would be in love; Oh everyone would be in love; Everyone would be in love with me!
Your weight is determined by a balance between the calories you consume by eating and the calories you use through exercise, daily chores etc. If you consume fewer calories than you use, you lose weight, but if you consume more calories than you use, you get fat. So, it should be obvious that the best way to lose weight and get thin is liposuction.
Mopeds used to have bicycle pedals, to help them get started. If you were out of gas and desperate, you could make some distance cranking them, but it wasn’t fun.
Reminds me of the Rodney Dangerfield bit: “My doctor says I’m in bad shape – I wanted a 2nd opinion and he said, ok, you’re ugly, too! So, the doc told me to walk 5 miles a day for a week. I called him and said, ‘Hey doc, I did what you said but I’ve got a real problem – I’m 35 miles from house!’”
My baloni has a first name. It’s Bobby. My baloni has a second name. It’s Jenki——nson. Oh, he loves to talk it e v e r y day and that is why I like to say Bobby Jenkinson has a way with B A L O G N A!
BE THIS GUY almost 6 years ago
If you go riding in the evening, you can stop for burgers and milkshakes.
whataboytjiex2 almost 6 years ago
Pig’s on a roll!
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
{face palm}
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Pig is moping about his weight.
B UTTONS almost 6 years ago
The Oscar Mayer hot dog vehicle … and Pig sings as he mopeds:
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner; That is what I truly wish to be; Cause if I were a Oscar Mayer weiner; Everyone would be in love; Oh everyone would be in love; Everyone would be in love with me!
Bilan almost 6 years ago
But for a pig, you’re in just the right shape
(at least that what us bacon lovers think).
Brian Fink almost 6 years ago
See if Jef the bicyclist will ride with you to Cinabon
Breadboard almost 6 years ago
Pig don’t forget your “Diet Soda”…….
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Well, at least he is aware of the issue and doing something about it. That’s always a start! Yay, Pig!
Fred almost 6 years ago
Bologna….
F-Flash almost 6 years ago
Get the Cin-a-Sticks pig, much easier to eat while you’re moped-ing.
Purple People Eater almost 6 years ago
Your weight is determined by a balance between the calories you consume by eating and the calories you use through exercise, daily chores etc. If you consume fewer calories than you use, you lose weight, but if you consume more calories than you use, you get fat. So, it should be obvious that the best way to lose weight and get thin is liposuction.
grocks almost 6 years ago
Yes, you need the carbs and fat to fuel your workout.
chris_weaver almost 6 years ago
Well, revving the engine burns a couple of calories!
Brain Pudding almost 6 years ago
Kawasaki lets the cinnamon Rolls
BiathlonNut almost 6 years ago
Pig reminds me of myself: A good workout makes the beer go down nicely.
Nyckname almost 6 years ago
Mopeds used to have bicycle pedals, to help them get started. If you were out of gas and desperate, you could make some distance cranking them, but it wasn’t fun.
RetFor almost 6 years ago
I saw a thing that converts your regular bike into a stationary bike. I wonder if it will work with my ebike…
Perkycat almost 6 years ago
I love cinnamon rolls!! And that’s all I have to say.
Obi-Haiv almost 6 years ago
Reminds me of the Rodney Dangerfield bit: “My doctor says I’m in bad shape – I wanted a 2nd opinion and he said, ok, you’re ugly, too! So, the doc told me to walk 5 miles a day for a week. I called him and said, ‘Hey doc, I did what you said but I’ve got a real problem – I’m 35 miles from house!’”
Seed_drill almost 6 years ago
Since I’m a “Jef” type, my rule on pastries is only if the ride is 60 miles or longer. Nothing like a convenience store Blueberry Ugly.
eladee AKA Wally almost 6 years ago
We love you Pig!!!!
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Stop whenever and wherever you like, Pig. Cinnamon rolls are an excellent choice for breakfast.
russef almost 6 years ago
My baloni has a first name. It’s Bobby. My baloni has a second name. It’s Jenki——nson. Oh, he loves to talk it e v e r y day and that is why I like to say Bobby Jenkinson has a way with B A L O G N A!
purpleriver almost 6 years ago
I used to go on long bike rides. I had a Honda…