Hey Rat! To be in the Club of Exclusivity by yourself, you first need to eject the current members — Congress and the occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Reminds me of a Jules Feiffer cartoon: I joined a support group for single fathers. But it was dominated by straight guys, so I joined a group for gay single fathers.But that group was dominated by white guys, so I joined a group for black gay single fathers.But that was dominated by middle-class guys, so I joined a group for working-class black gay single fathers.There are three people in the group.Empowerment!
So Rat will need to guard the door to keep nonmembers, that is everyone else, out. In a very short time he will discover that he is a slave to 24/7/365.25 guard duty. Prison might be a bit more interesting.
When Groucho was first in Hollywood, he applied for membership in an exclusive golf club. He was turned down for being Jewish. Years later, when he was established as one of Hollywood’s greatest comedic stars, that club invited him to join ………….
BE THIS GUY almost 6 years ago
I’m surprised Rat wants to be a member of a club that would have him for a member.
B UTTONS almost 6 years ago
Hey Rat! To be in the Club of Exclusivity by yourself, you first need to eject the current members — Congress and the occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Reminds me of a Jules Feiffer cartoon: I joined a support group for single fathers. But it was dominated by straight guys, so I joined a group for gay single fathers.But that group was dominated by white guys, so I joined a group for black gay single fathers.But that was dominated by middle-class guys, so I joined a group for working-class black gay single fathers.There are three people in the group.Empowerment!
garcoa almost 6 years ago
I guess if you don’t like the rules of the club, they are easy to change.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Rat and Bucky over on Get Fuzzy have so much in common. Ironic that they would each snub the other.
cdgar almost 6 years ago
Sounds like my house. I never realized that I had an exclusive club. I just thought I was lonely.
Breadboard almost 6 years ago
Well Rat I guess your club meetings are very short…….
the lost wizard almost 6 years ago
We meet——. Wait a minute aren’t we technically always meeting?
dlkrueger33 almost 6 years ago
Reminds me of the old Groucho Marx quip: “I don’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member”.
Willywise52 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
FOMA.
jonesbeltone almost 6 years ago
" I shall be beautiful and terrible. All will love me and despair." apologies LOTR.
RussHeim almost 6 years ago
As Grouch Marx is reported to have said, "I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.”
Display almost 6 years ago
One for one and all for one.
BiathlonNut almost 6 years ago
So Rat will need to guard the door to keep nonmembers, that is everyone else, out. In a very short time he will discover that he is a slave to 24/7/365.25 guard duty. Prison might be a bit more interesting.
Homer J almost 6 years ago
I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member – Groucho Marx
Al Nala almost 6 years ago
Rat is a rat’s Rat!
LJZ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Motorcycle club called the ‘loners’ I often wonder if they realize once they become a group they can no longer be loners?
Kveldulf almost 6 years ago
I wonder if any of the people who are quoting Groucho Marx know why he said what he did?
Kveldulf almost 6 years ago
When Groucho was first in Hollywood, he applied for membership in an exclusive golf club. He was turned down for being Jewish. Years later, when he was established as one of Hollywood’s greatest comedic stars, that club invited him to join ………….
Gent almost 6 years ago
Haw! I know some guys from that exclusive club! And I’m excluded!
Troglodyte almost 6 years ago
Most people couldn’t care a rat’s a$$ about your club, Rat!
knight1192a almost 6 years ago
A club requires more than one member.
Dennis Johns almost 6 years ago
Remember what Groucho said…. “I wouldn’t want to be a member of ANY organization that wanted me as a member!”…. ;-)
cpelton almost 6 years ago
Rat continues to be my hero.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
When in college, I was co-founder of the Constitutional Anarchy Party. We had two members.
I so envy Rat!