Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 08, 2019

It can’t be too Lo; Hi and Lois do have 4 kids.

She looks like Esther MOskins rom the Timmy Failure series

Um… when was Beetle Bailey’s sister ever called as Lo? For sure she was always called as Lois.

How can they have a “Lois perm count” when Lois and Nancy are gals? ducks

Therefore, Lois’ customers shouldn’t come too often!

Pastis better be careful before the Censor shuts the strip down for a couple of months.

Nothing like a good chuckle in the morning.

Whatever happened to Beetle’s 1st Girlfriend?

I guess we’ll never find out Lo’s perm count.

Ya gotta LOVE CSC guy…

The English language is so manipulative, isn’t it?

ROFL!!!

And there was a pregnant pause until the censor left.

From the fertile mind of Pastis.

Los Perm Count. Aren’t they those new Mexican rock and roll sensations?

Yes, I was right in my comment on today’s Shoe posting.

KUTGW Stephan!

Wow. Didn’t quite see that coming. ;)

Everything counts in large amounts.

Pastis, You are back in form!

You ain’t right…an admirable quality in a man

Next up. ED.

Groan!!!!

“I have nothing against good grooming. I have everything against bad puns.”

Had to study this one to get it.. With the font used “L” is not that obvious.

I quit this strip months ago because of the bad puns. I decided to give it another chance. Not again.

When the comic reaches a new Lo….

Bwahhahahahaa…

Nancy The First: https://www.gocomics.com/nancy/

Sorry, Lois is a real estate agent … NOT a hairdresser.

GOOD GOD. HOW does Stephen do this?!? My guess is he has a few notebooks near his bed so, when another WRECHED idea for a pun strikes him, he can write it down.X’D

you rule pastis! on sundays i can tell by the 1st panel that it’s going to be a pun, i get up and pace the floor say’n, oh boy, here it comes, over & over, just to savor the anticipation! thank you zeeba neighba!

Butthead: "Heh heh, you said low sperm count. Wait, that’s not dirty OR funny. "

I’ve always thought that the name “permanent” must have been invented by a mareketeer: If you have to go get it renewed every few weeks, that’s a temporary!

Lois Flagston sells real estate. She doesn’t do others’ perms.

If you have to exclaim a bad pun . . . Call in the censor.

I’m guessing this is how Lo passes the time while Hi is in the Louvre with that ewe judging that art forger.

I smelled a Rat when she said only Lo instead of Louis.

What next, some egg puns?

Though doesn’t affect the pun, Nancy doesn’t look in need of a perm with that curly hair.

I smelled a pun after the first panel…

ROFL

“Comic strip over”? Surely, you jest, Comic Strip Censor guy! We’ve already been exposed to the pun, for better or worse, and nothing can un-see it for us. You pathetic post-punal depression….

Forget good grooming, he seems to be against good breeding!

Oy. Hahahahahaha