Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 28, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Crocs are in such shock that they didn’t use this opportunity to jump Zebra.

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    Kveldulf  over 5 years ago

    I was expecting a comment on how bad they taste.

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    What a waste of the content of the keg, anyway, I agree with the crocs, the racists are the worst.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    I’d blame the keg party people for having their party on a race track.

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    cdgar  over 5 years ago

    THAT sounds serious. I’d be upset too.

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    sirbadger  over 5 years ago

    Yellow puddles underneath them will make people think that they have bladder issues.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Don’t think Larry will ever be woke, Zeeba.

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    hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    This feels like a throwback. Zebra and Crocs together again.

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    kaffekup   over 5 years ago

    They’re called “racers”, Larry. But Racists Bad, too.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Larry and the Crocs are members of the KKK (Kegs, Kegs, Kegs).

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 5 years ago

    Oh, you poor, poor crocs. “It’s not easy being green…”

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    Crocodiles have weirded me out since first reading this

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    dwane.scoty1  over 5 years ago

    “Zeeba must have a magic hedge, Larry!”

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    As they said on “Cheers” …“Hail to the Keg”….. This was true alcohol abuse :-( …….. Croc Power!

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Wonder if Larry has anything against sexists!

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 5 years ago

    I understand their confusion on the words…I mean, it’s not like people who drive race cars really ARE racists! Ha ha ha!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    LMAO!

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    uniquename  over 5 years ago

    Larry had a dream. And it got run over.

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    johndifool  over 5 years ago

    I wonder what they think of golfists…

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Love ZEBA! However, there’s been a huge misunderstanding……LOL

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    mail2jbl  over 5 years ago

    For a moment there I thought Larry might have gotten “woke”, as they say…

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    dlkrueger33  over 5 years ago

    Being in Florida, I first thought of Greyhound racing. Very bad.

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    Blot  over 5 years ago

    Holy cow! 2 Croc strips in a week!? GREAT!

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    jel354  over 5 years ago

    Will they soon be bumping butts in solidarity?

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    Phydeux  over 5 years ago

    Good critters on both sides.

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    jessegooddog  over 5 years ago

    Crocs twice in one week!

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    willie_mctell  over 5 years ago

    More crocs

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Did the keg survive?

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    Casey Jones  over 5 years ago

    Oh, de hoomanities

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    Brian Fink  over 5 years ago

    If the race car drive had hit Zeeba neighbor, racists gud!

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    KeithRoman  over 5 years ago

    In the last strip that Croc carried a picket sign, it said, “Me want to keep foreigner out.” Meaning the rock band, Foreigner.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 5 years ago

    If Croc didn’t have a brain the size of a thumb, he would have the right idea, given what happen yesterday east of San Diego, California.

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    EdBob  over 5 years ago

    The 2019 calendar is probably the best purchase I’ve ever made!

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    JasonBall  over 5 years ago

    Yay, more croc and zebra content! This is a glorious Sunday.

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 5 years ago

    I luv the crocs

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Larry and his brethren could teach those Formula One guys a thing or two! About losing….

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    Fooled me. I thought it was going to be about how they taste.

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    parkperson  over 5 years ago

    I’m happy to see more crocs

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    57BelAir  over 5 years ago

    Red cups…LOL

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    Swirls Before Pine  over 5 years ago

    The joke would also work if you changed the text to read “Jockeys Bad!” and “Mustang driver crashes …”.

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    Kirbo  over 3 years ago

    That first croc in the last panel looks like he has a lotta stress man

    “Croc Lives Matter (But they only get chicken wings and beer)”

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