Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 16, 2019

There’s a gas station down the road.

For whom opportunity knocks, for the john down the hall.

What opportunity would Pig get if Mr. O knocked?

Why is Oppourtunity a leprechaun?

Pig, you missed the opportunity to catch the opportunity.

Leprechaun just looking for his “POTTY” of gold …….. Croc Power !

Who uses the word “John” anymore?

Because Stephan’s last name is really McPastis

PIG has lots of opportunists but passes them up….he’s much too busy throwing hissy fits to recognize them them when they DO KNOCK!

But Opperknockety only tunes once!

At least Opportunity didn’t pee in the bushes.

He needs to use his Lucky Charms.

Don’t bother, Pig. It was a $hitty opportunity anyways!

I thought Opportunity was wandering around on Mars.

What doors of opportunity hinge on?

I expected it to be the postman, since he rang twice.

All of the leprechauns I know just pee in the bushes.

What if John just stepped out?

Hopefully life doesn’t hinge on grammar since Pig ended his sentence with a preposition.

All leprechauns, use the porta-pot.

At least he used the bathroom. Usually, opportunity just goes all over me.

Opportunity protocols are very strict!

My mother used to point out that every moment brought a new opportunity… but that a whole lot of those opportunities were a chance to make mistakes. She encouraged us to always be alert for good opportunities.

When Opportunity rings, be sure to let him use the john. Otherwise, you’ll find a mess on your front porch.

On the other hand, when Opportunity knocks, just punch back!

Excuse me??

this was the first PBS i ever saw