Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 10, 2023

Breathing is the most important discipline I can think of.

Much further away

Why is it that people who “work out” have some kind os superiority complex? I’d rather sleep, like Pig.

And yes… I saw my typo.

Cheese is a major element of every day life

Breathing and eating cheese isn’t really a challenge. Now, breathing and cutting the cheese . . .

Pig is big into fitness, like fit-n-is cheese into his mouth!

Jeff, if you just finished a three hour workout, I think Pig will want to make some distance.

Have we ever actually seen Pig eating cheese? Can Stephan draw cheese?

If that crazy guy went on a three hour bike ride (4 to 7 AM!) he won’t smell like roses, so it’s Pig who has to stay away from him.

So you think that because you exercise and stay in shape, you think you’re better than the rest of us? ;P

I don’t know, it seems like it would be pretty difficult to breath cheese.

Biker Jeff knows Pig is going to cut the cheese.

Pig is looking healthy, but he does not move much from panel to panel, mostly his cup that seems to be on the move back and forth.

My disciplined activity that I do every day has yet to make me go blind.

Farther

Ah, the difficulty of being a tyromancer.

Will the man in spandex please leave the cafe?

I know a few people who I feel breathe too much.

Yes, stand farther away, Limburger Breath…

Pigs burps must be lethal weapons

Wow, three hours of blowing through Stop signs and pausing at stop lights.

Yea, I went there, witnessed a rider do that yesterday morning.

I think Mr. Pastis might have an obsession with cheese.

Nobody likes a showoff Pig.

I stick to my morning routine of starting the day with reading the funnies.

Wow, I never knew Pig was so super-disciplined! :D

Now that i’ve got to know Jeff the cyclist, I loathe him even more and those like him.This is exactly the reason Henry Ford developed the automobile.

Jef!

Face his wrath if you DARE pronounce his name with the extra “f”!

Pig was sitting in his place first before you boasted about your work out, and hindered Pig’s breathing abilities.

Biker Jef, time to take a thorough shower. You stink.

Steven so incredibly bitter that his wife gained weight and isn’t attractive any more.

For some people, breathing is a major accomplishment.

Breathing and eating Would be a challenge after a while.

No, it’s your breath…your killing me here…

Quit breathing, you won’t need to worry about anything.

Why does the mug keep changing positions?

Farther not further.

Jef is the lone Lance Armstrong disciple left on the planet

Jef is THE best secondary character! Possibly in ANY comic!!! (Remember: he used to be “Jeff,” but shaved off an ‘f’ to be lighter and faster.)

Not gonna lie working out for three hours is O.D (over doing it) Overall Rating: 7/10| Art rating: 6/10 | Punchline: 8/10

Too much cutting the cheese can be unpleasant

Jef Mallet, you’re being less horrifically pompous today.

Pig excels at both.

Wow, Jef, the Crocs & Zeebra neighbor…all in the same week!

Pig’s pair of activities is so much easier and less stressful than Jef the Cyclist’s masochistic routine. Jef’s begging for a hidden heart attack….