Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 25, 2023

Human beings are the kidney stones of the universe.

And then there was the Zen guru who walked into a pizza parlor and said, “Make me one with everything.”

WiseAss on Hill for President 2024!

In the end, we all pass, gas. That the joke you were going for Pastis?

At the end, I always pass… gas.

None of us get out of this life alive.

Mark Lowry’s favourite verse: “It came to pass.”

for once, Pig nailed it

But , sad to say, try to be the richest person in the cemetery!

To quote Fred Durst: “Life is a lesson. You’ll learn it when you’re through.”

Rat just lets that pass.

Really nailed it this morning. Thanks Stephan.

the final exam before you pass is pretty rough, in fact, no one finishes it

Life is an accident of chemistry.

The end result of life is death.

He who dies with the most toys, wins.

And I believe it was some athlete who said that “Life is a race. We always get closer to the finish.”

What he didn’t explain is that by “pass” he meant, we will all pass from this life to the next. Job_14:14  If a man die, shall he live again? all the days of my appointed time will I wait, till my change come.

Hebrews 9:27  And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

Not shoving it down your throat, just suggesting you prepare to meet your Maker. And I don’t mean yo’ momma.

Pearls was a Jeopardy clue/answer yesterday

Just waiting to pass?

Everyone will be dying to get out of here. Today is the youngest you will ever be. Enjoy it!!

If Pig asked Rat, Rat would have said “Get Him Before He Gets You”

bruh so true

PIG will let his guard down now…no more pressures! LOL

And from the end, we all pass, especially after a meal with lots of beans and cabbage.

To live each day for the glory of God.

That’s why I think we were put here.

In the end, we all pass: Just as people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment. Hebrews 9:27, NIV.

With no destination? Like high school?

Life really only has two purposes… find food and reproduce.Life is stupid.

…and when I die, when I’m gone, there’ll be one child born in this world to carry on.

Thank you Mr. Pastis for making sense of my life and curing my anxiety … for ten seconds

No cap

Profound.

No point in worrying. Life is fatal as it is.

“I tried so hard

and got so far

But in the end,

it doesn’t even matter

I had to fall

to lose it all

But in the end,

it doesn’t even matter."

~ Lincoln Park

(RIP Chester Bennington)

If you learn the obvious rules about how to stay alive, you live longer and you can learn more.

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

But sometimes it’s the pits

Yep! Sleep, eat, poop, and die.

Is it the journey or the destination? Given the identical destination…

In the end, we all pass on.

Life and a big poop fart, will easily, pass…

It is better to learn from the mistakes of others. Safer and less painful too.

Okay. Passing is something you do on the highway, and it is not supposed to be fatal. Why, in the last twenty years or so, have we become so afraid to use the other word? (Hint, it is “die”.)

I’m not dying to figure out the punchline on this one.

Hold that thought, Pig.

Will someone please knock the Wise A$$ off his perch?

It’s where you pass to, that can be a problem.