Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 15, 2013

@PhoebeAwry…?Run-a-Muck…?

‘Crunked’

Momentum…for the wrong thing.

Oops! Oopsy! Whoops!

And a great phrase…. It wasn’t me!

how about phoebenized? actuality it sounds like snowballed or avalanched

Pheebed?

“Inertia” (the inherent “laziness” of matter, the tendency of matter to remain either at rest or in motion—depending on which one it’s doing at the moment—unless acted upon by another force) would work for Phoebe’s purposes.

So what are the consequences? This is not the same as schoolwork.

“procrastintention”

I like Procastizilla.

Avalanche.

Snowballing.

I thing a proper word for what Pheobe described would be “Oops…”

The word you’re looking for is $%@#!

Actually, there IS a word for that situation, but Phoebe’s mom will ground her for a month if she hears her using it

…runaway train comes to mind…

the point here is that Phoebe has her procrastination for the next day all worked out

Agreed Pheobe.

“The word is ‘Sisyphus.’”“What did you call me?”

Why do I find Marigold peeking through the window so cute?

It’s neither standard nor reverse Sisyphus syndrome. He rolled the rock up and it came down. Phoebe rolled a rock down and it went too far down.BTW, is Phoebe’s bedroom on the first floor, or has Marigold demonstrated her climbing skills again?

I think the term she’s looking for is “Progress”.

Nice!

How about “boulder-dashing”…the boulder dashes the village to bits!

In other words, by putting it off, she gathered… ‘procrastomentum’!

Dragonized. Once you start crushing things, it’s hard to stop when you’re a 600 foot dragon.

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