Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 24, 2019

Of course she scratched her butt on the tree. She’s the only one who knew where the itch was.

Smooth, Marigold. Real smooth.

could not resist hoping to not be seen, could you, Marigold?

Bum bumbum bum BUUUUUUUUUUUM!

Got fleas, Marigold?

So yeah, I guess Marigold is practicing for the position of (internet) troll.

Butt of course.

The (for)giving tree doesn’t complain. Ewe.

Sometimes, ya just gotta scratch that itch…

Don’t shame her. Without hands she has to find alternatives.

I have to scratch my horses butt all the time. She is very insistent.

I don’t care if it is evolution, divine ordinance, or sheer dumb luck, all I know is that there have been times when I’ve been outside and gotten an itchy back (like in that spot you cannot reach with your hands alone) and tree bark feels remarkably good.

I’ve seen a horse did that once. Not a pretty sight!

I will just post this here: https://www.gocomics.com/agnes/2019/11/24

And?, just for be an unicorn it doesn’t mean she doesn’t feel itch, specially in places she can’t reach.

Phoebe needs a curry comb! She probably needs some other stuff as well. Does anyone here know horse grooming?

Did you seriously just go “no u,” Mari?

Now Phoebe knows what to get her for Christmas.

Trees, grass, and corncobs, natures answer to anal emergencies…

Well, at least she wasn’t adjusting the “girls” (or for you males, the “boys”) THAT is truly embarrassing, especially when you have to and you can’t without excusing yourself.

Groot has been very quiet after this strip dropped.

So Phoebe prefers to scratch her butt on trees rather than using her hands? :/