Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 17, 2021

I wouldn’t doubt it if most of the legend was something Marigold made up on the spot.

Kind of true. I sometimes watch horror game playthroughs on YouTube. Watched Dreadout 2, Suite 776, Misery Mansion and Little Nightmares 2 this week.

What? No Ferny trying to flirt with Phoebe?

Marigold has a good point, a lot of people like horror movies

Is that last sentence as… twisty… as I thought it was?

True, though I’d suggest Phoebe plot some revenge. She could put her through The Wood of Unflattering Reflections (GASP!)

Please keep your chips inside the unicorn at all times

I said that Marigold was just riling her up. Which I suppose doesn’t give me much to brag about.

We have seen Phoebe enjoying spooky stories before, or even telling them, haven’t we? I can’t think of a specific example right now.

The difference is that when watching a horror film, you know that you are in no actual danger.

So much for the road less travelled, eh Phoebe?

…and, Marigold metaphorically dropped a stone in Phoebe’s puddle to interrupt her focus on herself.

At least now Phoebe knows where Fenry spends time.

I’m shocked that there’s apparently NO rollercoaster with “Unicorn” in the name (unless my Google Fu fails me).

I confess I’ve never understood the appeal of horror films. I find the news scary enough.

Today’s adventure is going to cost Phoebe a large grassy patch and a bottle of ranch dressing.