Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 21, 2023

I think we can all agree, there’s still some cuts to be made in that poem.

She’s also more shiny than gold!

So Phoebe is against filler in general?

Technically, she’s not wrong, the rest is just filler.

Sorry Marigold—I only had the one piece of paper.

Good try Phoebe!

I think it’s more “the technique to control her remotely has not yet been established.”

I’m old. Why don’t I have a lawn? Don’t I get a lawn? I thought it was a rule?

this one is cute

Yeah, get off her lawn! She’s not sharing!

How old is Marigold? The Big Bang occurred when she poked the singularity with her horn.

“The full story though, is many more fold.”

Oh, I love PAHU Abridged! “DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!!!” TeamFourSparkle rules!

And her virtues are to be extolled!

To whom can this epic tale be sold? For Nickelodeon, it is far too bold!

My shoe is off, my foot is cold. I have a bird I like to hold. My hat is old, my teeth are gold. And now my story is all told.

phoebe’s art has improved

But Marigold, could any book or poem ever fully capture your magnificence?

Well I for one am glad that Dana got the “real” name of the strip in here. I’ve missed it!

Points for Pheebs, who can use the term “abridged.”

Well done, Phoebe. I like the lawn line.

get off mah properteee