Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 28, 2023

Actually, Dakota almost always terrorizes Phoebe.

Dakota could rearrange her hair into something that looks like Godzilla’s back.

Clearly, Phoebe had too much confidence in Dakota’s ability to not try to disparage her enemies.

Oh I get it now

Kaiju = King Kong vs Godzilla.

Silly Phoebe, you already did the dumb argument thing earlier.

Johnny Express

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=uRtd2-58FK0&pp=ygUnY2dpIGFuaW1hdGVkIHNob3J0IGZpbG0gc3BhY2UgZGVsaXZlcnkg

Fight nice girls!

At least Godzilla and Ghidorah have a better reason to fight than who picked who’s nose.

Now I need a Kaiju fight movie poster of these two.

Dakota probably knew that already.

What is kaiju?

I just love the notion of suddenly finding out I’m a Kaiju! If it were me, I couldn’t resist roaring and stomping around (carefully) for a while before agreeing not to smash anything or step on anyone. On purpose.

Why would Phoebe tell anyone that?

Oh, if you’re gunna film it properly, film it at double speed, or at least 150% normal, then watch it back at 100%, that way you get the proper lumbering movement.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in this conversation… wait.

Hopefully Phoebe learned that the only way to keep something secret is to never tell anyone else.

Pull out all the stops and pop her in the chops. That’d be the tops.

KAIJU FIGHT! KAIJU FIGHT! KAIJU FIGHT!!!!

Normalize nose-picking! It’s a victimless crime.

I just realized: If the bugfolk think Phoebe and Dakota are about to trash the town, they might summon another “kaiju” to face them….

I want to know if Marigold does too…and how?