Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 08, 2024

Felicia said “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.”

Millie said “Okay. Can I laugh at you because you look like a cotton ball wearing a hat?”

Haters gonna hate…and also be stunned!

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer!

That must be it, Marigold, you are a stunning beauty!

The enemies of beauty are everywhere.

So another All Ages comic I’m looking into getting is Paws. Described as The Baby-Sitters Club (Watched both live action shows and get the GN), only the girls are watching dogs and walking them.

Oh and Dana was quoted on it (Back of the book) saying: “What’s a bigger, tougher balance of fun and responsibility thans animals? Friends maybe. And I was really rooting for the girls from PAWS as they struggled to navigate both. I liked this book a lot.”.

And yes BSC has had a GN for a while. Even one for the spinoff Baby-Sitters Little Sister.

I am stunned!

Sure, sure, if that is what you want to believe, now take your meds.

You’re getting pretty close to that edge, Phoebe.

Unicorn logic.

Phasers set to unicorn!

Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate….

Sounds a little like Warty Bliggens the toad.

Her logic may be odd, but it’s very consistently “Marigold”.

“Excuse me, will you please be jealous of me so I can feel even more conceited about myself?”

I have a poster somewhere that said,“One day I went looking for my enemies, and on that day I found no friends. The next day I went looking for my friends, and on that day I found no enemies.”

in the 3rd and 4th panes it looks like pH has a mullet with a rat-tail

I’m stunned by her self-involved and ego-centrist attitude. For a beautiful creature such things are very unattractive.

Beauty is in the eye of the observer, not the observed.