Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 20, 2024

The first three panels have the same energy as Zane Little’s “WHAT IS THAT???” animation, and I’m totally vibing with it.

You can’t panic all day, but can you whinny all day?

Has it been an hour yet? It feels like it’s been a couple weeks.

AAAA!

BLUCHER! ;)

There was a lot of screaming, running around, and arm flailing, but once I calmed down, I easily handled the crisis.

Been in that groove for the last 16 years.

Is she actually shouting ‘Panicked Whinny’?

“When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”― Herman Wouk

Having fun, girls?!

Marigold, stop shouting “Panicked Whinny” and just give out a panicked whinny.

I’ve always been a firm believer in panicking immediately and getting it out of the way.

I like that I can accept reading Marigold’s “Panicked Whinny!” as if she made the sound. That’s some high-level unicorn magic at work. Perhaps an effect of the Shield of Boringness?

Maybe relax and have a panic picnic.

My horoscope says: “Something good or bad will happen to you, maybe not though”.