Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 26, 2024

The original lyrics were “neigh”. The nuance was lost in translation.

Maybe put in on a loop?

One fabulous note!

Unicorn, unicorn, pointy on the head

You may not have heard me so I’ll repeat what I said

So each time Marigold says “Unicorn” to express how magnificent she is, she’s just repeating a song?

And that’s why King Haggard hoarded them all. Because UNICORN.

Could use a remix.

So…it’s more of a jingle than a full song then, huh?

Don’t you forget the Unicorn!

“Unicorn oh unicorn, unicorn the tattooed lady”…eh, it was worth a try.

This song is just one word long, this song is just one word long. This song is just one word long, this song is just one word long.

Doesn’t need any more lyrics, no why would you want more lyrics? When it’s got a unicorn lyric and that’s alright, child.

Number nine… number nine… number nine… Unicorn… unicorn… unicorn…

Maybe play it backwards and see how it sounds?

The “rap” version leaves something (and by “something”, of course, I mean “everything”) to be desired.

I am Groot!

I saw a pyramid-shaped CD player one time. It was in someone’s collections of pyramids at the state fair.