Pickles by Brian Crane for February 24, 2014

Is that clear old man?

“OK, what is the question?

Are you spying on me, Brian?! At this point, you have nailed my marriage so many times!

Pretend you’re on Jeopardy, Earl.

Maybe she watched Star Trek The Voyage Home when Sarek asked the President it was hard to know the answer if you don’t know the question.

If I could read a mind like that ,I would not be where I am at.

Sound of one hand clapping, in three…two…one….

well THERE’S woman’s logic for ya!

Then, you retire and she’s at home all day and you’re at home all day, And, she’s at home all night and you’re at home all night. At least, the cat doesn’t complain…as long as you feed it regular.

that may be the last time she gets any kind of help!

Clear as mud.

?? : 0 ?? do what?

If we knew what we don’t knowwe would know far more than we do know

Why bother to do it when she’ll just re-do it anyway? Imagine if he’d dried his hands on a dish towel! It would be ruined forever.

I was once reprimanded quite sharply for asking questions when I didn’t know anything about what was being discussed. Huh?

Juice- Bruce said, about 4 hours ago

If I could read a mind like that ,I would not be where I am at.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, less than a minute ago:

Bruce said, about 4 hours ago

If I could read a mind like that, I would not be where I am.

‘at’ js unnecessary. Plus, it’s a preposition. You should NEVER use a preposition to end a sentence with.(Wait for it, wait for it……)

from now on you do it.

Opal should take a trip to the moon, and earl should send her.

Opal is never happy about what Earl does. I would go insane being around her.

Opal, if Earl doesn’t readily recognize the dish towels, maybe he should be doing dishes more. Hint, hint!

Typical wife comment.

My husband has started putting clothes away as I fold them. He doesn’t wait until I’m finished, I fold a few things and he puts them away. Doesn’t bother me. It does bother me that he puts the towels the opposite way I do. Don’t say anything because he would stop altogether and it des help. Sometimes I do change them the way I want them.

We can believe that, Earl.

xxx

In my house, I’m the one who does the laundry. I also do the dishes most of the time, especially emptying the dishwasher. I do most of the grocery shopping and paying bills, too. When my wife puts dishes in the dishwasher, I often rearrange them afterwords.

Huh????