Pickles by Brian Crane for April 24, 2016

I cannot resist either. Then reality sets in.

It’s good to stay young mentally, but caution and good judgement will keep you safe. If you’re over a certain age stay off skateboards, hover boards and shopping carts. The older you are the longer it takes to heal and the harder it is to get back up when you fall.

Make sure the cart is loaded, otherwise you end up doing a wheelie..

And you can steer the cart by touching one back wheel with the sole of your shoe. I’ve tried to solve the empty cart problem by asking my wife to stand on the front; but you can guess her response.

Hey. I still ride the cart!

Boy! I’m 68 myself, and I haven’t done that since I was 67.

Earl should either act his age or get a clue.

Opal’s just old in body and brain…

Ride ’em, Cart Boy!! :)

I’m going to remember Opal’s last comment for future use.

No wonder women outlive men! Actuarials don’t lie!

I’m going to have to quote Opal quite a bit.

But it WAS fun while it lasted!

You go, Earl. Act old and you will become old.

Don’t worry Earl, you can find some sleazy personal injury attorney to sue the store. It doesn’t matter that its your own fault because the store will end up settling the lawsuit since its cheaper for them versus going to trial. Of course the lawyer will get most of your reward, but hey them’s the breaks.

Sorry, Earl. Acting like a kid won’t transform you into a kid.

Life is unfair.

xxx

But remember, the Grim Reaper grades on a curve, er slope.

Sometimes pain is the Lord’s way of telling you that you’re OLD. Sometimes it is His way of telling you that you’re STUPID .But usually, He uses wives to pass along the information.

Earl is old enough to know better… and young enough not to give a damn.

“Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.”- Mark Twain

“Sometimes”?