Pickles by Brian Crane for April 08, 2018

couldn’t Opal go with a different pair of shoes?

Brian was kind enough to show us Opal’s “plan B”.

Around here I usually know where my own things are but my husband doesn’t know where his things are and I’m tired of being expected to know where his things are as well as mine. So I’m with Opal shoving the shoe in Earl’s yap.

Good one, Opal!

I guess it’s me.

I was not thinking “mouth.”

Sorry.

I was thinking the same thing!

Right! It’s not where I would’ve put it.

Earl is always getting his foot in his mouth.

No other shoes? Is Early trying to keep her barefoot and pregnant?

So he does what she says – tries to help her – and she just gets meaner. It’s true he shouldn’t have initially cricitized her, but it was a drop in the ocean compared to her usual ridicule.

If the foo sh**s,wear it :)

My mother, a senior, keeps her shoes all over the house (I have no idea why.) I know better than to help her look, though. That is what the dogs are for.

My wife can lose something in an empty room.

I just found a bottle of vitamins that we purchased a couple of weeks but she misplaced. She swore I’d somehow lost them.

She bought them because they’re supposed to improve your memory !

I agree with Susansunshine & Fontessa….

That other shoe is likely in the freezer.

Why do they keep cutting this strip short. The top two rows of the comic are missing. They say that they never do that but they keep doing it.