Pickles by Brian Crane for April 20, 2019

Every time I go to the barbers, I get my eyebrows trimmed (I guess in order to not look like a curmudgeon).

Break it into parts and you pass.

Mustache wax works well on my wild eyebrows

A rare admission from Earl…but to Nelson and NOT Opal! LMAO

from https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/curmudgeon:

curmudgeon (noun)-cur·​mud·​geon | \ (ˌ)kər-ˈmə-jən \

a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man

My sister is a curmudgeon but no bushy eyebrows.

He could let his eyebrows grow and comb them back over his bald spot.

When I lived in Nort’ Dahkohtah, cars got eyebrows by collecting grasshoppers on the highways. The long hind legs stuck out.

I hate what’s happening to m eyebrows. How can they look thinner and still have that certain Baron Mordo (DR. STRANGE comic reference) quality?

Seems like I have only heard that term in reference to men. What’s the female version?

“…with bushy eyebrows.”

Brings back so many wonderful memories of Andy Rooney of CBS fame !

How can any woman get near a man with the massive bushy eyebrows, the double, prickly brush of nose hairs, and wild stringy, tufts of hair growing out their ears? Manscaping starts with the head.

So what do you call someone who’s always complaining about a grouchy old curmudgeon?

Remember Senator Sam Ervin from the Watergate hearings?

I have been a practicing, card-carrying curmudgeon for many years now – and I’m proud of it!

Not everyone can be a curmudgeon. It takes hard work and lots of practice. You have to have just the right tone and inflection in your voice when you shout: " Hey you kids, get off of my lawn! "

thank you, cartoon lady!!

Just when we don’t sweat any more our eyebrows grow like weeds. Maybe the lower eye lashes should grow this way to keep tear marks off our cheeks. Hair on the head? Good riddance along with that barber who freaked me out in the ’40s.

Maybe he could let ’em grow even LONGER…… then comb ’em over his HEAD..??

“Ben, you’re just a surly old curmudgeon” “Surly to bed and surly to rise, Tom” by Stan Freberg, “A Man Can’t Be Too Careful What He Signs These Days”

90% of the people you know makes you want to be with the other 10%.