Pickles by Brian Crane for June 05, 2019

“And replacing the kitchen,” Earl continues. Replace the kitchen with what, sir, a jacuzzi?

Roscoe: “How can the cat climb them if you paint them?”

At the speed Earl works, do you expect these jobs to be done in your lifetime?

Who’s this “we” she mentions?

A wife needs to learn when her husband says he will do something he will there is no need to nag him about it every 6 months

Hey, Opal, don’t give my wife any ideas!

Earl, if it was not for the Venetians, it would be curtains for all of us!

Opal have a fun time with “YOUR” project. Nice Tom Sawyer act ;-)

Would Opal turn the couch over if the dog is on it too?

“I think we…” And what exactly will YOU be doing, Opal? Supervising?

More chores, more stuff, zzzzzzzzzzzz

As things go, that’s amazingly close.

Paint the chicken? We don’t have a chicken, do we?

By saying “we paint the kitchen” you mean that you pick out the color and Earl does the labor.

That’s what I heard too, Earl.

Yup – that’s the way I read it.

Another conversation with a man.

Poor Earl, but then what do you expect Opal you yak yak yak at him all the time. I would ignore you too…..

Close enough.

Roscoe comes alert in case there’s an explosion…