It is a lesser know fact that there are, in fact, venomous cheese doodles. They come from a little factory in deepest China and are exported to the US, specifically to the WH, and more specifically to one individual. (The color should be a clue.)
I live in an old house in the country. I’m in a constant battle with mice so I ALWAYS check my boots before I pull them on, especially if I haven’t worn them in a while.
I read a story in early ‘50s grade-school about dumping out the scorpions and I’ve done it ever since when putting on my boots. Not one yet, but sometimes the paranoids are really after you.
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
To rephrase Tom Hanks a little, “there’s a [Cheez Doodle] in my boot!”
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
If Cheez Doodles bite your face, you end up looking like Donald Trump.
jmworacle almost 5 years ago
I shudder to think how it got there.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Venomous” … probably not.
But “poisonous”….. depends on how long it’s been riding around in that boot.
Ivy Valory Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I love this one so, so much.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
I see Earl’s smart enough to pour cheese doodles out of a boot, even without the instructions on the heel.
Algolei I almost 5 years ago
I could be a queen snake, disguised as a cheez doodle! They do that, y’know.
dadoctah almost 5 years ago
The orange ones are poison….
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
The flavor is in the boot ;-)
BearsDown Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Depends on how many you eat.
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
“There’s a snake in my boot!” (Toy Story 2)
Ontman almost 5 years ago
Stranger than fiction dept. My mother once found a bat in one of her boots.
Ontman almost 5 years ago
wirepunchr almost 5 years ago
But did Earl look for a scorpion?
xtc45688 almost 5 years ago
Depending on how long it’s been in there, it probably IS venomous by now.
ericrgrant almost 5 years ago
crunchy or puffy?
Diat60 almost 5 years ago
It is a lesser know fact that there are, in fact, venomous cheese doodles. They come from a little factory in deepest China and are exported to the US, specifically to the WH, and more specifically to one individual. (The color should be a clue.)
19ren38 almost 5 years ago
I shudder to think what Earl is going with it now!
Oge almost 5 years ago
I live in an old house in the country. I’m in a constant battle with mice so I ALWAYS check my boots before I pull them on, especially if I haven’t worn them in a while.
manlion1andrew almost 5 years ago
Hmmm,is he gonna eat that?
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
I read a story in early ‘50s grade-school about dumping out the scorpions and I’ve done it ever since when putting on my boots. Not one yet, but sometimes the paranoids are really after you.
ANIMAL almost 5 years ago
Twenty bucks says he EATS it..!!!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Awwww! With a great imagination, you could entertain the grandkids all day…soo cute!
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And check for spiders and scorpions, oh me oh my!
MichaelMcGinnis1 almost 5 years ago
Where’s the dog when you need him?
Thehag almost 5 years ago
This comic can be so filled with joy. Love it.
ssejhill almost 5 years ago
5 second rule!
Earl Pickles over 1 year ago
is that a nod to big nate?